Ladka Ladki Hindi Jokes are funny Hindi Jokes about boys and girls giving timing replies.

Comedy Hindi Joke
Ladki ki baba: to tum meri jamai hona chahte ho?

Ladka: thik aysa nahi hai. Ye chara meri aur koi rasta nahi tha,iss lyee.

Funny and Hilarious Hindi Joke
Ladka:maine tumhare boyfriend banna chahta hu,tumhara koi apatti hai?

Ladki:are keyaa bolti ho. Tum to bohot funny ho.iss liee tum mere bohot assa friend ho. Mere boyfriend Sakib ye sunega to bohot moja payega.

Hindi Joke
Ladka:Taka ne Taka anti hai aur paysa keyaa anti hai?

Ladki:Taka ki vangti.

Hindi Joke
Ladka:Taka ne Taka anti hai aur paysa keyaa anti hai?

Ladki:Taka ki vangti.

Teasing Joke
Ladka:meine tumko chand ke saath tulna nahi karunga.

Ladki:kiun?

Ladka:kiun ki usme chand ki kalank aur vi bar jayata hai.

Office Joke in Hindi
Ladka: aaj tumhare mann itni khush hai keyaa baat hai? Statistic office pe gayaa tha keya?

Ladki: aur tel marne ki jarurat nahi hai. Jao parlar ki bill bhar ke aao.

Joke
Ladki ke bap:Nargis tum laut aao,tumhare maa bahut bemar hai.

Ladke ki pati:Nargis tum kabhi nahi laut aana,tumko le ane par baba ki ye chal hai.

Exam Joke
Ladka:meine basa ja kar jara dhayanse parata hu, mere kach aapki beti parega to wo A+ paega

Ladki ki baap: meri beti ko tum parane ke badle tum payar sikhaya us liee wo aajvi S.S.C pass nahi kar paya

Ladka:wo to uski galti hai,maine to payar se paraya…

Short Joke in Hindi
Ladki:humko aankh duto na ho kar ek ho to keyaa hota tha?

Ladka: Shanti se aankh marna jata tha.

Hilarious Joke
Ladka:agar tum chaho to meine chand se hamari bari bangaonge

Ladki:sorry, admi bina kisi patang par meri koi interest nahi hai.

Funny Guru Jokes
Ladka: wo sab samay uski cousin ke saath miste hai.

Guru: aap uske doubt karte hai?

Ladka: hu maine karti hu.

Guru: toh thik kia, cousin ke sath milna to doubt ki hi baat hai.



Ladki: wo ekdin mujhe uski flat pe jane ki kehta hai

Guru: keya aap raji ho gaya?

Ladki:ha, maine sahas kar ke gaya.

Guru: toh thik kia,payar ki tan bol kar ek bat hay.



Ladki: wo ekdin mujhe uski flat pe jane ki kehta hai

Guru: keya aap raji ho gaya?

Ladki:koi prosno nahi ata

Guru: thik, ajkal desh ki ja obostha. Iss tarah ki ladke ki koi biswas nahi hai.

Phone Joke
Ladki: wo abhi vi phone karti hai

Guru: ap uski phone dharti hai?

Ladki: nahi.

Guru: thik ki, wo apki saath jo kia uski saaja ye hai.

Funny Ladki Joke
Ladki: wo abhi vi phone karti hai

Guru: ap uski phone dharti hai?

Ladki: keya karti maine uski phone ane ki bad sab bhul jata hu.

Guru: tab tum thik kia. Payar to iske kehte hai,dilki aarman sunna parega.

Guru Joke
Ladka: wo sab samay uski cousin ke saath miste hai.

Guru: aap uske doubt karte hai?

Ladka: no no kabhi nahi

Guru: toh thik kia, payar ki bich mein doubt nahi hona parta hai.

Short Hindi Joke
Ladki der se an ke bad ladka bola
Ajki bikal jara der se suru hua.

Hindi Ladka Ladki Joke
Ek ladka ek ladki se is tada offer kadti hai

Ladka: I love u I like u I love u very much meri jaan.

Ladki: baatki andar ektu space dena jara.

Economics Joke
Do ladki aur ek ladka alap kar rahi hai.

1st ladki: Is desh ki economics jhul rahi hai,

2nd ladki: do vag mein vag ho gaya,

Ladka: ko shakt hat mein dharna parega


Joke
Ladka: meine itni mana karne ki bad vi tum cigerett piti ho?Tum janti nahi hai cigarette
Meri dusman hay.

Ladki:janta hu, iss liey dushman ko pura kar rag kar deti hu.

Funny Ladka Ladki Joke
Vul number dial karne se:

Ladka:I love you janu.

Ladki ki maa:oh, really.

Ladka: aaj rat a jao na,pls.
Us samay line kat gaya.

Ladki phone kia aur bola hi janu kayse ho?

Ladka: meine jo bat kia to kissee?


I Love You Hindi Joke
Ladka ek ladki se offer kart waqt

Ladka: I love you.

Ladki: kayse ab soch lia class four ki ek ladki khali hai.

Ladka Ladki Joke
Ek ladka ko kuch log nangto kia aur uski land ke picture akaye aur bola jao

Uha ek ladki betha hai uski kach se attested karke le ao.

Ladka gaya:pls attested ki dijie.

Ladki: maine original copy ke bina attested nahi karungi.


Ladka Ladki Hindi Joke
Moti ladki bade mein du ladka bat kar rahi hai

1st ladka:Uski weight key hoga?

2nd ladka: uski ek pas ki weight jodi 24 kg, to uski dono ki weight 48 kg, plus karo skeletan ki weight.

Ladka Ladki Hindi Jokes are funny Hindi Jokes about boys and girls giving timing replies.

Comedy Hindi Joke
Ladki ki baba: to tum meri jamai hona chahte ho?

Ladka: thik aysa nahi hai. Ye chara meri aur koi rasta nahi tha,iss lyee.

Funny and Hilarious Hindi Joke
Ladka:maine tumhare boyfriend banna chahta hu,tumhara koi apatti hai?

Ladki:are keyaa bolti ho. Tum to bohot funny ho.iss liee tum mere bohot assa friend ho. Mere boyfriend Sakib ye sunega to bohot moja payega.

Hindi Joke
Ladka:Taka ne Taka anti hai aur paysa keyaa anti hai?

Ladki:Taka ki vangti.

Hindi Joke
Ladka:Taka ne Taka anti hai aur paysa keyaa anti hai?

Ladki:Taka ki vangti.

Teasing Joke
Ladka:meine tumko chand ke saath tulna nahi karunga.

Ladki:kiun?

Ladka:kiun ki usme chand ki kalank aur vi bar jayata hai.

Office Joke in Hindi
Ladka: aaj tumhare mann itni khush hai keyaa baat hai? Statistic office pe gayaa tha keya?

Ladki: aur tel marne ki jarurat nahi hai. Jao parlar ki bill bhar ke aao.

Joke
Ladki ke bap:Nargis tum laut aao,tumhare maa bahut bemar hai.

Ladke ki pati:Nargis tum kabhi nahi laut aana,tumko le ane par baba ki ye chal hai.

Exam Joke
Ladka:meine basa ja kar jara dhayanse parata hu, mere kach aapki beti parega to wo A+ paega

Ladki ki baap: meri beti ko tum parane ke badle tum payar sikhaya us liee wo aajvi S.S.C pass nahi kar paya

Ladka:wo to uski galti hai,maine to payar se paraya…

Short Joke in Hindi
Ladki:humko aankh duto na ho kar ek ho to keyaa hota tha?

Ladka: Shanti se aankh marna jata tha.

Hilarious Joke
Ladka:agar tum chaho to meine chand se hamari bari bangaonge

Ladki:sorry, admi bina kisi patang par meri koi interest nahi hai.

Funny Guru Jokes
Ladka: wo sab samay uski cousin ke saath miste hai.

Guru: aap uske doubt karte hai?

Ladka: hu maine karti hu.

Guru: toh thik kia, cousin ke sath milna to doubt ki hi baat hai.



Ladki: wo ekdin mujhe uski flat pe jane ki kehta hai

Guru: keya aap raji ho gaya?

Ladki:ha, maine sahas kar ke gaya.

Guru: toh thik kia,payar ki tan bol kar ek bat hay.



Ladki: wo ekdin mujhe uski flat pe jane ki kehta hai

Guru: keya aap raji ho gaya?

Ladki:koi prosno nahi ata

Guru: thik, ajkal desh ki ja obostha. Iss tarah ki ladke ki koi biswas nahi hai.

Phone Joke
Ladki: wo abhi vi phone karti hai

Guru: ap uski phone dharti hai?

Ladki: nahi.

Guru: thik ki, wo apki saath jo kia uski saaja ye hai.

Funny Ladki Joke
Ladki: wo abhi vi phone karti hai

Guru: ap uski phone dharti hai?

Ladki: keya karti maine uski phone ane ki bad sab bhul jata hu.

Guru: tab tum thik kia. Payar to iske kehte hai,dilki aarman sunna parega.

Guru Joke
Ladka: wo sab samay uski cousin ke saath miste hai.

Guru: aap uske doubt karte hai?

Ladka: no no kabhi nahi

Guru: toh thik kia, payar ki bich mein doubt nahi hona parta hai.

Short Hindi Joke
Ladki der se an ke bad ladka bola
Ajki bikal jara der se suru hua.

Hindi Ladka Ladki Joke
Ek ladka ek ladki se is tada offer kadti hai

Ladka: I love u I like u I love u very much meri jaan.

Ladki: baatki andar ektu space dena jara.

Economics Joke
Do ladki aur ek ladka alap kar rahi hai.

1st ladki: Is desh ki economics jhul rahi hai,

2nd ladki: do vag mein vag ho gaya,

Ladka: ko shakt hat mein dharna parega


Joke
Ladka: meine itni mana karne ki bad vi tum cigerett piti ho?Tum janti nahi hai cigarette
Meri dusman hay.

Ladki:janta hu, iss liey dushman ko pura kar rag kar deti hu.

Funny Ladka Ladki Joke
Vul number dial karne se:

Ladka:I love you janu.

Ladki ki maa:oh, really.

Ladka: aaj rat a jao na,pls.
Us samay line kat gaya.

Ladki phone kia aur bola hi janu kayse ho?

Ladka: meine jo bat kia to kissee?


I Love You Hindi Joke
Ladka ek ladki se offer kart waqt

Ladka: I love you.

Ladki: kayse ab soch lia class four ki ek ladki khali hai.

Ladka Ladki Joke
Ek ladka ko kuch log nangto kia aur uski land ke picture akaye aur bola jao

Uha ek ladki betha hai uski kach se attested karke le ao.

Ladka gaya:pls attested ki dijie.

Ladki: maine original copy ke bina attested nahi karungi.


Ladka Ladki Hindi Joke
Moti ladki bade mein du ladka bat kar rahi hai

1st ladka:Uski weight key hoga?

2nd ladka: uski ek pas ki weight jodi 24 kg, to uski dono ki weight 48 kg, plus karo skeletan ki weight.

Dosti Shayari
DOSTI ka matlab 1pyara sa Dil jo kbhi nafrt nahi krta.
1qute smile jo fiki nahi padti. 1ehasas jo kbhi dukh nahi deta. Or
1Rista jo kbhi khatam nahi hota.
Gn:-)


Dosti Shayari
Jabse apko jana he,jabse apko paya he,
har dua me meri apka nam aaya he,
dil karta he puchu uss khuda se ki tune itna GANDIYA DOST
kya sirf mere Liye banaya he?


Dosti Shayari
Khwaish dil se jatai nai jati,
dosto ki yad yuhi bhulai nai jati ,
chalo humhi sms kardete hai.dosto se to taqlif uthai nai jati.


Emotional Dosti Shayari SMS
Kuch dost zindagi me is kadar samil ho jate
he.Agar bhulana chaho to or yad aate he
bas jate he wo dil me is kadar ki
aankhe band karo to samne nazar ate he.GN


Hindi Dosti Shayari
Yakin pe yakin dilate hain dost,
raah chalte ko bewkøøf banate hain dost,
sharbat bol k daru pilate hain dost,
par kuch b kahe sale bahut yaad ate hain dost.

Dosti Shayari in Hindi
School ki life 10+2 tak,
College ki life pado jab tak,
Love ki life shaadi tak,
But hamari dosti ki life till februray 31 tak…!

Phoolo me “Gulab” hai,
Guide me “devanand”hai,
Jasusoo me karamchandra hai,
Kya aap me aur mere me koi jung hai?
To sms kyu band hai “DOST”!


Sweet Sa Time Dekh Kar Apne Sweet Se Dost
Ki Sweet Si Yad Ayi To Socha Ki Sweet Sa Sms
kar Du Taki Hamari Sweet Si Dosti Me Thodi
Sweetness Aur Bad Jaye.


Fulo ki mehek ko churaya nahi jata,
suraj ki kirno ko chhupaya nahi jata,
kitne v dur raho a dost tum,
dosti me aap jaisa dost ko bhulaya nahi

Bhul gaye ya, bhulana chahte ho?
Dur kr diya, ya jana chahte ho?
Ajma liya, ya ajmana chahte ho?
Msg kar rhe ho ya abhi or paise bachana chahte ho?


Mai Kahu Aur aap Suno..Vo"Achhi dosti",
Aap Kaho Aur Me Sunu.
"Vo Usse Bhi Achhi dosti",
Par Me Kuch Bhi Na Kahu Aur aap Samajh jao To
"Vo He Sachchi dosti"

Friendship Shayari in Hindi
Faasle mita kar aapas main pyaar rakhna,.
dosti ka ye rishta hamesha barkaraar rakhna,
bichhad jaaye kabhi aapse hum,
aankhon main hamesha hamara intzaar rakhna.


Dosti se pyara koi rishta nahi hota,
Duniya me har koi ise mita nahi sakta,
Hamara to aap se wo rishta hai,
Jise duniya to kya khuda bhi mita nahi sakta…!

Ek din pyar aur dosti mile,
Pyar ne pucha mere hote huye tumhara yaha kya kam?
Dosti boli main un honton pe muskan lati hu jin aankho
Me tum aanshu chod deto ho…!

Maine jannat ka darwaja bajaya,
Awaz aayi kya chahiye,
Maine kaha khushi, kamyabi, lambi umer,
Awaj aayi kiske liye,
Jo is waqt sms pad raha hai uske liye…….!!

Dost Hindi Shayari
Safar dosti ka yuhi chalta rahe,
Suraj chahe har sham dhalta rahe,
Na dhalegi apni dosti ki subha,
Chahe har rishta badalta rahe…..!!

Rate gumnaam hoti hai,
Din kisi ke naam hota hai,
Hum zindagi kuch is tarh jeete hai,
Ki har lamha dosto ke naam hota hai !

Aap ke sath gujara har lamha jab bhi yaad aayega,
Is janam ke baad bhi aap ka khyal aayega,
Agar baksh de bar-bar zidagi khuda,
To tujhse dosti karma ye dil har baar chahega


Hamari dosti sardi khasi nahi ki jo kuch din rahe,
Hamari dosti AIDS hai jo ek bar ho jaye to mout tak sath nibhati hai!


Duniya me sirf 7 chiz famous hai,
bole to 7 wonders.
1 apun 2. apun ka style. 3. apun ka awaz, 4. apun ka smile,
5. apun ka face, 6. apun ka sms, Aur 7. apun ka Dost ….!!

Dosti sher o Shayari
Sari umar aankho me ek sapna yaad raha,
Sadiya beet gayi wo lamha yaad raha,
Jane kya baat thi us dosti me,
Sari mehfil bhul gaye, wo dostana yaad raha….!!


Jamane se kab ke gujar gaye hote,
Thokar na lagi hoti bach gaye hote,
Badhe the teri dosti ke dhage se,
Varna kab ke bikhar gaye hote!!


Phul aisa ho jo bag ko khusboo se bhar de,
Humsafar aisa ho jo andhere ko roshni se bhar de,
Aur ek dost aisa ho jo zindagi khushi se aur mobile
Ko Sms se bhar de….!


Kuch ache pal yaad aate hai,
Palko par aansu chod jate hai,
Kal koi aur mil jaye to hame bhul na jana,
Dosti ke rishte zindagi bhar kaam aate hai…!!

Dosti sher o shayari in Hindi
Dil armano se houseful hai,
Pure hoge ya nahi ye doutfull hai,
Is duniya me har chiz wonderful hai,
Par zindagi aap jese dosto se beautiful hai…!


Gadha jo khaye wo ghaas ho tum,
Budhe aadmi ka chavanprash ho tum,
Idiot, stupid, bakvaas ho tum,
Par job hi ho yaar, dosti jhakaas ho tum…!


Itni choti nahi dosti hamari,
Kese soch liya ki kinara aa gaya,
Lo ho gayi mobile me roshni,
Aur Sms hamara aa gaya…!

Na mandir , na bhagwan, na pooja na snaan,
Har roz subha hota hai hamara sabse pehla kaam,
Ek pyara sms hamara pyare se dost ke naam


Dosti sher o shayari in Hindi
Dukh hai, dard hai, to dawa hai dosti,
Is ghutan bhari zindagi ki hasi he dosti,
Jo na samjhe uske liye kuch nahi,
Dosto ke liye to khuda hai dosti

Friendship Dosti Shayari
Dosti ek nagma hai jise gungunata hu mai,
Dosti wo rishta hai jise nibhata hu me,
Akele zindagi kat nahi sakti isliye,
Aap jese dost banata hu mai!!


Dosti Shayari
Musibat ka syrup ho tum,
Tension ka capsul ho tum,
Aafat ka injection ho tum,
Par kya kare, jhelna padta hai,
Kyuki Dosti ka Oxygen ho tum.!


Dosti Shayari in Hindi
Badal garja par barsaat nahi aayi,
Dil dhadka magar awaz nahi aayi,
Pura din gujarne ko hai dost,
Kya ek baar bhi meri yaad nahi aayi.!

Hindi Dosti Shayari
Bagwan se scootar manga…car di,
Ghar manga…bangla diya,
Dost manga….tumhe diya,
Bhagwan ne is baar aisa kyu kiya!!


Friendship Shayari in Hindi
Dost bhi kese-kese hote hai,
Mere dost kehte the jaan bhi mango to hajir hai,
Aaj vahi dost apni patni ko apni jaan kehte hai,
Aur hum mangte hai to marne ke piche pade hai!!


Friendship Shayari
Aur bhi chize bahut si lut chuki hai dil ke sath,
Ye bataya dost ne ishq farmane ke baad!

Friend Shayari
Wada to nahi karte ki dosti nibhayege,
Koshish yahi rahegi ki aap ko nahi satayege,
Jarurat padi to dil se pukarna,
Jaha bhi hoge chale aaye ge!!


Dosti Shayari
Safar lamba hai dost banate rahiye,
Dil mile ya na mile hath badate rahiye!
Tajmahal na banana mehga padega!
Har jagah mumtaz banate rahiye!!


Dosti sher o shayari
Chand ko gurur hai ki us ke pass noor hai,
To kya hua !
Mujhe bhi gurur hai ki mera dost lagur hai….
Ha ha ha ha


Dosti sher o shayari in hindi
Marne par hame jannat mile ya nahi mile,
Ye hawa ye fiza mile na mile,
Sms karne me kanjusi mat kar,
Mere dost kya pata jannat me network mile ya nahi mile


Hindi Dosti Shayari
Ek nek dost ki nek salah hai,
Plz driving karte waqt helmat ka use kare,
Kyu ki khali chiz ke tutne ka andesha jyada hota hai.